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Archive for January, 2009
Understanding The Scale Of Kelvin
Jan 20th
My buddy Andy has posted some pictures of his new son, Kelvin, displaying him with some everyday Geek items to give you the scale of the (tiny) guy. Genius!
Click HERE to see it!
Welcome to Earth, Kelvin!
Jan 16th
Amy and Andy have brought us Kelvin, their son. He was born this morning about 10am.
(Sorry about the mess)
He weighed in at 7.86oz and 20.5in.
The Bailout Explained
Jan 15th
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry, son, but I have some bad news – the horse died.’
Chuck replied, ‘Well then, just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He was the one who figured out how to “bail us out.”
