Archive for August, 2008

The solution is simple. Remove the peripheral devices from the
main computer chassis (CPU), then lift the box to a height of
4-5 feet aboth the earth and shout “God damn ye infernal
mechanism that hath wrought much malaise and plague upon
this house of Computer worship.  I cast ye into the nether
region and smite thou most unholy!”  Slam it down on a hard
aggregate based concrete surface at a velocity no less than
32 ft/sec2 in accordance with the principles of Newton.

You shall be clean then, brother.