Yes, I'm a Philogynist
Humor
You know, the funny stuff.
Understand The Scale Of Kelvin
Mar 4th
My buddy Andy has posted some pictures of his new son, Kelvin, displaying him with some everyday Geek items to give you the scale of the (tiny) guy. Genius!
Click HERE to see it!
Understanding The Scale Of Kelvin
Jan 20th
My buddy Andy has posted some pictures of his new son, Kelvin, displaying him with some everyday Geek items to give you the scale of the (tiny) guy. Genius!
Click HERE to see it!
The Bailout Explained
Jan 15th
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry, son, but I have some bad news – the horse died.’
Chuck replied, ‘Well then, just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He was the one who figured out how to “bail us out.”
Blast From The Past
Sep 11th
I was sitting here, listening to Waterjuice’s album ‘Hydrophonics’ (ROCKIN’ ALBUM, people) and I get a Google Alert that ‘MDFISHER.COM’ was mentioned somewhere out there on the Intertubes. “Heh, somebody just said ‘what a crappy website’”, I said to myself. So I click on the alert and find out that back in 2004 (kinda LATE on the alert, weren’t you, Google?) two of my old BBS cronies were talking about me! Depeche and Traal. Besides being seriously disturbed guys, they were a boatload of fun. I could count on those two cracking me up or making me groan in amazement at LEAST once a day. I kinda miss those old ‘Good Old Days’ of BBS’s.
So, anyways, Depeche and Traal, if you see this: You both SUCK at War Of Worlds. I’ve got a nuke headed your way.
They’ll know what I mean…
An Email from Ireland
Sep 1st
An email from Ireland to all of our brethren in the States – a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
‘We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!
Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What are ye lads thinkin’ over in the colonies?
Computer Problem?
Aug 20th
The solution is simple. Remove the peripheral devices from the
main computer chassis (CPU), then lift the box to a height of
4-5 feet aboth the earth and shout “God damn ye infernal
mechanism that hath wrought much malaise and plague upon
this house of Computer worship. I cast ye into the nether
region and smite thou most unholy!” Slam it down on a hard
aggregate based concrete surface at a velocity no less than
32 ft/sec2 in accordance with the principles of Newton.
You shall be clean then, brother.
‘Tis The Season
Dec 19th
Posted by MDF in Commentary
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To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!